Reverse Psychology

Honky Dreadlocks,

please stick around

forever (it seems that

you quite possibly will)

I shall hear this in my grave

Eternity encompasses

the outro of Limahl's

The Neverending Sto-or-y

Cats, on the other hand

Do dogs feel wistful

in pale November sunshine?

I don't think so

Psssssst

Beautiful package

great product

still kinda shameful

It's casual

Hey there. Yeah, so, we gutted

the place -- added a barn

we picked up in Pennsylvania --

yeah -- we have geothermal. Had to

drill, what, 10,000 feet down?

So the screening room's down-

stairs. Kids have their own, sort

of, wing, over there. In the barn.

Turns out we didn't

even need to put in a hot tub

'cause there's a hot spring about

half a kilometer from the house!

There's a Jacuzzi in the master

bath, too. OK, where do you

want me to stand? Yeah, I just

thought I'd wear my jeans. Nope,

I never wear shoes or socks.

Hate 'em. Got the floors heated, too.

Isn't it awesome?

Feel like I never left California!

I shouldn't write in my journal at night

The later it is

the weirder it gets

Slogan Three-Way

The Mid-Atlantic: We're Still Here!

(v.o.: Kevin Bacon)

The Mid-Atlantic: We're Still Here.

(v.o.: Lance Reddick)

The Mid-Atlantic: We're Still Here?

(v.o.: Mark Hamill)

Beware the One-Eyed Jack

I've got a Miraculous Medal

pinned to my cardigan

where Lefty used to be

and I am deadly